Friday, December 7, 2012

Generation Y



I am a member of Generation Y.

This is not by choice.

However, we're a pretty awesome generation if I do say so myself.  We're also known as the Technology Generation and the Millennials.

When we were born, personal computers were hilariously horrible, and just starting to become available to those with a lot of money - now we get our toddlers to sit on the potty by giving them a cheap tablet to play with.

Instead of having to adapt to the changes in technology like the generations before us, we expect and even drive demand for constant technological changes. Unless we're going to be doing programming, we don't feel the need to write our computer qualifications on our resume, because everyone knows how to do that stuff.

We think our childhood cartoons are "the" classic cartoons, and, like the elderly commenting on rap, scoff at the shoddy cartoons of today.

We're much more green than past generations.  One aspect of this is in our transportation choices.  Instead of muscle cars, we want efficiency and quality so that we don't have to waste our money on gas and repairs.  We would actually prefer to not even own a car.  In the cities we're not even bothering to learn how to drive, and we think of cars as financial burdens, not status symbols.

Most of us are closer with our parents than our parents were with their parents.

We are making history with our political involvement.  Turning out in record numbers for elections as well as social and political volunteering.

Our main issue is the economical circumstances surrounding our coming-of-age.

Contrary to popular belief, we work hard, we work very hard.  We are trying to start our careers at a time when unemployment is the highest it has been since the great depression.  We're trying hard to find jobs, but we feel so lost.  We want our lives to go somewhere, we want to make an impact in the world, but we feel like no matter what we try, we'll never be able to succeed, and that is so discouraging.

A lot of us are dealing with the judgments from that generation who is slightly older than our parents.  Those who came of age in the 60's and 70's at the height of American success, and they just can't figure out what's wrong with us.  Entitlement is the word they have decided on - and boy is that rich coming from them...

For us in the states, healthcare costs are epically high, and while we know we should have health insurance, we would also love for someone to tell us how we're supposed to pay for it.

One of my teachers once said, during one of his many ramblings to our class, “Shoulda, woulda, coulda – if you’d been born at a different time, you’d have a job when you graduate, but that’s your parents’ fault.”


What do you think are some traits that define the Millennials?

Wednesday, December 5, 2012

Funny?

I'm seemingly incapable of being funny.  Why... so.. serious?  See, tried to make a joke there - lame!

This is something I love about my husband.  He is actually funny, and he somehow thinks that I am sometimes funny.

James will take your lame joke and raise you an actual joke (making you feel like your lame joke was funny in the first place), and if you can come up with any kind of funny response to that, he will always have something even funnier just waiting in the rafters.

I can say that I am truly jealous of those who are able to make jokes so easily, and I'm grateful for them.  Life would be pretty lame without laughs.

This is my new goal.  I'm going to do more funny posts.  Well... I'm going to TRY to do some funny posts... I figure if I fail really badly, then it'll be so bad that it's funny.

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1. Get a UTI.  Now now, I know this is rather unfair to my male customers.  I can hear the sexist outcries already.  It's true, UTI's are a dime a dozen with females, but much harder for males to obtain.  Sorry?

2. Now you lucky lucky person, stay away from Vitamin C, Cranberries, and Vitamin D.  We want that immune system down and that bladder infected ASAP.  Other things you can do to speed the process along is eat tons of sugar and caffeine.

11. Do you feel like you're peeing fire?  Good.  Maybe running to the bathroom a little too late?  GREAT! 

27. Now, don't worry if you've accidentally started taking Vitamin C and Cranberry pills at this point, you're past the point where they will do anything.

82. Wait a while, definitely don't go to the doctor, I'm sure you're body will take care of it on its own.

99.  Feeling any back pain yet?  It should feel like someone is stabbing you in the kidney.  Also good signs are a high fever (mine was usually between 103 and 104) and nausea.  (nausea isn't a necessity though, it worked just fine for me without it!)  You might also be shivering/shaking so violently that you can't safely drive.  At this point it would probably be a good idea to drive 20 min to class.  Get lots of exposure to the elements, experiment with shifting gears when you can't control your hand's convulsions...  You know, really have fun with it.

113. Now, this is really important.  Don't go to the doctor.  Tough it out.  You can do it.  Doctors and antibiotics are for pansies.  Let that infection get into your blood stream.  Go into sepsis, c'mon! I dare you!

136. Now that you've been septic for a couple days, and it's actually a wonder you're still alive, you can go to the doctor.  I know what you're thinking.  You probably would think you were already dead, if it weren't for all of the torturous pain your body is in.  How in the world do I expect you to move your legs, let alone get out of bed and go outside?  Well, just do it, OK?

149. LOL, the doctor wants a urine sample, HA, that's not happening.

173. Probably just zone out while the doctor is ripping you a new one for waiting so long to come to the doctor.  Then take the antibiotics.

200.  Wait... It's going to get worse before it gets better.

201.  Congratulations!  Sepsis has helped you lose those extra stubborn pounds.  However, now that you're well, and your body has eaten all of it's muscle, all you really are is flab.  and boy are you HUNGRY!!!  Don't be surprised if you quickly gain back all that you have lost and more!

Thursday, November 22, 2012

Giving Thanks

I'm thankful for James!!! 
I'm thankful for the love of God, the blessings of the spirit, and for religious freedom. 
I'm thankful for educational grants. 
I'm thankful for indoor heating and plumbing.  
I'm thankful for social programs such as libraries, public highways/freeways, firefighters, and police. 
I'm thankful for good health. 
I'm thankful for a family who loves me. 
I'm thankful for the good and bad life experiences which have made me into the person I am today.
And lets be honest, I am thankful for break from work and school which is provided to me via the Thanksgiving holiday.

Monday, November 12, 2012


I went on a job as an extra the other day.  It was a lot of fun.  It reminded me how much I love doing jobs that have to do with my creative side.  Acting, singing, modeling, makeup...  It's odd that I've seemingly been building this side-career for the last decade.  I keep coming back to it.  It's like playing for a job.

Stage and special effects makeup is definitely on the list of things I could spend the rest of my life doing.

What to do...

I've been brainstorming.

If I am going to dedicate the rest of my working life to a career, then the career I choose better be worthy of my life.

I want to make a difference, help people, enjoy myself, and lastly make enough money to survive.

I started out thinking that if I could be anything, no limits to time, money, etc., what would I want?

I would be a doctor, and I would want to join Doctors Without Borders.  Spend my life serving those in 3rd world countries who don't have access to medical care.

However...  James isn't on board with living in 3rd world countries... I guess I shouldn't be surprised, I'm sure my family also wouldn't want me spending my life in unstable countries with little access to communication...

That led to a discussion of what James wants to do, really wants to do...  and that led to our planning of our current *super secret project* which involves us becoming entrepreneurs.

If there is something that truly terrifies me, it is the thought of becoming an entrepreneur.   Don't ask me why.  But since I've spent my life fighting those things that scare me, I'm putting on a brave face.  Even though I would rather be a soldier in WWI.

So we're working on making that happen...

Meanwhile, I still have to figure out my dream.

On the Doctors Without Borders website...   YES, I know we already ruled that out...
On the Doctors Without Borders website they list the professions urgently needed:

    - Anesthesiologists/Nurse Anesthetists
    - HIV/AIDS and TB Specialists
    - Nurse Midwives/Certified Midwives
    - Obstetricians/Gynecologists
    - Pharmacists

Being a midwife would give me that fulfillment that I'm missing in accounting.  I know I wouldn't have any problems with any of the *bodily fluids* involved, and I would love to help women have more of a choice when it comes to birthing options.  I am also intellectually intrigued by this area of medicine.

Another option is definitely becoming an EMT.  Once again, I know I can handle the gore, and I know I keep a cool head in emergencies.  I have been self-educating in emergency medicine for at least 5 years (for the sake of preparedness).  I would love to learn more, and I would really enjoy being a first responder.  I would be ok with being on call and working graves as well. 

Thursday, November 8, 2012

Stumble


This person who I have made, who everyone thinks I am.  This person who I have dedicated so much time, money, and effort into creating...  I'm realizing I'm not that person.  I'm worried for the first time in a long time about disappointing people, and I feel like a failure for even thinking about giving up on this path...



I never EVER saw myself going to graduate school.

As a first generation graduate, even graduating with a Bachelors degree was something that was potentially “out there.”  The original goal was maybe an Associates degree.

Now, by following the path I put my feet on, being incredibly stubborn, having a lot of support from those who love me, and having many blessings come my way, I have found myself not just in graduate school, but with even a small scholarship to help out with the cost.

But I feel lost.  Empty.

I’ve always been a firm believer that you make your own happiness.  You’ll never be happy if you’re constantly looking back or forward to a time of potential happiness.  Have goals, but live in the now.  Decide to be happy, and you will be.  It’s worked for me in the past…  But maybe my goals just need to change.

My psychologist recommended that I look at a list of Masters degrees and decide if that's really the Masters program I want to be in...  That was the first time I even considered that not becoming an accountant was even an option at this point.

I never EVER saw myself going to graduate school.  I never thought I was good enough or smart enough or connected enough or had enough money to ever even think about graduate school.  I never even thought I was smart enough to get a Bachelors degree.

If it weren’t for accounting, if I didn’t need this to qualify, I wouldn’t be here (despite my love of school).  


So... what do I want to be when I grow up?